WHEN YOU HEAR OF MMM AND THE 30% INTEREST RATE, IN YOUR MIND, YOU BE LIKE, “THIS IS MY CHANCE”

THEN YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE MOCKING YOU AND HOW WEALTHY YOU WILL BE IN NO TIME, YOU BE LIKE, “I’M SORRY FOR THEM”

IN 30 SECS, YOU CAN IMAGINE YOUR WEALTH BY FROM MARCH TO DECEMBER IF YOU DO MMM

AND THEN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HEARS THAT MMM IS HELPING NIGERIANS
IS MMM CONTESTING FOR THE SPACE RESERVED FOR POLITICIANS?

THEN YOU HEAR THAT THEY WANT TO STOP MMM

SO THIS GOVERNMENT WANTS TO FRUSTRATE OUR EVERY MOVE ABI?

BUT THEN, YOU HEAR THAT THEY CAN’T STOP IT, SO YOU ARE GONNA PH AND GH
 

 THEN YOU HAPPILY STAKE 50 K BUT YOU WANNA DO MORE

SO YOU BORROW MONEY FROM ALL YOUR RELATIVES AND PH, IN YOUR MIND, DECEMBER WILL BE GREAT!

AFTER PROVIDING HELP, YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING – A VERY HAPPY PERSON WITH PLANS FOR DECEMBER

THEN FIVE DAYS LATER, YOU HEAR THAT MMM HAS FROZEN

YOU TRY NOT TO CRY BUT YOU CAN’T HELP IT! “IT’S PAINING YOU” LOLZ

 AND THEN ONE NIGERIANS SAYS, “IT’S FROZEN BRO, NOT CRASHED” (TRYING TO REVIVE YOUR HOPE)

 

 THEN YOU’RE LIKE, “WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE ANYWAY? FREEZE, CRASH”


 THEN YOU REMEMBER ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAID YOU SHOULDN’T JOIN

 AND THAT FEELING OF “HAD I KNOWN”


YOU BE LIKE, “LEMME KUKUMA DIE NA”

 
THEN YOU WANNA ASK FOR YOUR MONEY, BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE TO GO

THEN YOU STEP OUT IN THE SUN SHOUTING ANGRILY

SOMETHING TELLS YOU THAT YOU HAVE STARTED RUNNING MAD, BUT YOU ARE NOT SURE 

THEN FOR A MINUTE, YOU TAKE A PAUSE! A BRIEF PAUSE

 

THEN YOU ASK YOURSELF, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF MMM SEF?

HOPE IT’S NOT WHAT I’M THINKING? MMM- MOKU! MOGBE!! MODARAN!!!

 

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