When you forget to rub cream and you step out and the harmattan hits you
When you wanna smile but your lips remind you that it’s harmattan. no smiling, lolx
Okada men in Lagos be looking like
And then your hair chooses to be rebellious – TRYING TIMES
And then, 10 minutes after wearing your lipstick, your lips be like; SHAME ON ME
And then, your pastor tells you “you are going places”, but you don’t know WHICH LEG YOU ARE GONNA USE!